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russellcampot: woodenhear-t: rapewhistled: if this ever happened to me id probably just move Wow. This makes me cringe. I can’t stop laughing. what a shame
mauiinc: Stone cold killer.
clit-commanderx: i am a joke So cute

Picking up dog shit at 2AM was not on my agenda tonight.

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  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

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I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIIiiIiiIieeEreeND.

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